Security was tight. The first bilateral meeting between the United Kingdom and the Kingdom of Fairie in nearly nine hundred years was about to take place on a remote island somewhere in the Northwest of England. It was going to be a diplomatic coup for Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and it would prove he could arrange trade deals in a post-Brexit world.
As the two boats were moored the shaggy haired blonde Johnson strode over to Queen Wilhelmina LVI and bowed before extending his hand for her to shake.
“Your Majesty, I am chuffed that you have agreed to this meeting,” The Prime Minister said a little too loudly.
“As am I, ” the regal Fairy responded. “We have much to discuss. Oh, by the way, I love your pink boat.”