Wendy went to Pizza Hut – with her nephew, Steven
There she ordered a Hawaiian pie – it’s crust was crisp and even
Steve he said, “Fruit don’t belong, upon any pizza.”
So he ate the ham and crust, the rest – he did a leav-a.
“Come now Steve, and explain to me
If thou know’st it, telling
What’s wrong with pine – apple,
It’s one of their best selling?”
“Aunty, it tastes so foul
Sweet and savoury mixing.
Try pepperoni – any day –
You don’t know what you’re missing.”
So a convert, she was made
Pineapple – it’s discarded –
Wendy’s now a Meat Feast fan
Her taste buds with pleasure bombarded.
Very loosely based on Good King Wenceslas