Triggers

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The wonderful thing about triggers
Is triggers are wonderful things!
They’re usually made out of metal
With mechanisms requiring no springs!
They’re handy, dandy, manly,
K’blum. K’blum. K’blum!
But the most wonderful thing about triggers is
They come with every gun.

Triggers are a right, fellas
Triggers, are hard to defeat,
Ev’ryone without one is defenseless,
Just pull, then repeat… and repeat
The wonderful thing about triggers
Is triggers often come with full clips!
They’re loaded with lethal propellant
They leave bad guys lying in heaps,
They’re handy, dandy, manly,
Guns, guns, guns, guns, guns!
But the most wonderful thing about triggers is
They come with every gun.

 

Sadly so!

 

Padre

Hopefully the NRA won’t appropriate my lyrics.  A word to my readers, I am ex-forces, and have fired hundreds upon hundreds of rounds.  This does not make me a fan of firearms, in fact it has only made me more sure that they shouldn’t be allowed for just anybody.  Please read the above lyrics, therefore, as satire of gun culture.

 

Tale Weaver – #256 – Trigger