Twister

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“It’s too calm,” Sheriff Martin observed. “I don’t like it.  It’s twister weather.”

“It’s like is was back in ’11,” Deputy Liz Carter agreed.

“Weren’t you only nine in 2011?” the sheriff asked.

“Yes, but I still remember the twister.”

“How could you?  You were nine and living in Maryville.”

“Well it was really calm in Maryville too, and I was at my best friend Tammy’s birthday party.  There wasn’t the slightest bit of breeze, so it was really hot, and then I had to do ‘left foot red.”  I tell you it was almost impossible and it was icky because I had the squeeze under Tommy Ridley and he had cooties.”

 

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FLASH FICTION FOR THE PURPOSEFUL PRACTITIONER: 2020: WEEK #24

FOWC with Fandango — Twist

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