Brownie Kinbump was bored.
“There is nothing to do,” Brownie Kinbump said.
Brownie Kinbump saw a family. The family had a mum, a boy, and a girl.
The family was playing. The family was flying a kite.
The family had left a picnic basket on a blanket.
Brownie Kinbump wanted to see what was in the basket,
Brownie Kinbump went and peeked in the basket.
Brownie Kinbump fell in the basket, next to an apple.
Brownie Kinbump liked apples.
The family picked up the basket.
The family put the basket down again.
Brownie Kinbump peeked out of the basket.
Brownie Kinbump was in a house.
Brownie Kinbump saw the girl.
The girl was dressed like a Brownie.
The girl saw Brownie Kinbump.
The girl jumped up and down and clapped her hands.
The girl said she would take Brownie Kinbump to help her sell cookies.
Brownie Kinbump said, “What’s the matter with you? With growing childhood obesity and type 2 diabetes, you should be ashamed of yourself. Besides real brownies eat fruit. Fruit, not that processed rubbish.”