“So you say that it was some driftwood you put in your fireplace?” the fire investigator asked.
“Yes, I go down to the beach and gather driftwood and put it in my shed to dry. Then after a few weeks I use it in the living room fire.”
“Was this logs, or what?” the fireman asked.
“Well anything really: old pallets, or logs. Whatever.”
“And was this scrap we found one of them?”
“Yes, that a piece of the old crate I burned right before the chimney exploded.”
The charred fragment bore a simple stencil: Опасный диномит
“I think you really need to use the internet more, or buy your firewood from a dealer like everyone else,” the investigator said shaking his head.