Reggie’s profile said that he was a botanist, and that he was an adventurer with a substantial amount of experience in tropical forests. He also said he was a wine connoisseur and had his own cellars which he enjoyed when at home.
Liz enjoyed their online chats and looked forward to hooking up with him when he was next available, but he was unfortunately deep into the jungle and said his internet access limited.
Well that was what he said.
In reality, Reg was sales assistant in the “exotic plants” department at a garden centre, and his vast wine cellar was the bottom shelf of his home “jungle.”
Imagine what happened last Thursday, when that “hook up” accidently happened in Aisle Six of Green Fingers Emporium.