The Boris Variant

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Don’t you dare come any closer. That is all that I ask.

I don’t care what Boris says. Stay away without a mask.

Covid is still a thing. No matter what Tories say.

I feel for the NHS, who’ve kept this thing at bay.

But now with wards filling again, it makes no sense to me,

That we’re opening up just about everything just to let the bug run free.

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Padre

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