The rivalry between St Stephen’s and St Michael’s had started out as a little good-natured fun. It was little things like which WI could get the most new members, or which parish could earn more in their fete. Then came the year when St Michael’s purposely scheduled their parish picnic on the day St Stephen’s had pencilled in at the county park. Stephen’s responded by hiring both of the area’s donkeys during the nativity play season, forcing Michael’s to go without one. Things have gotten so bad between these two churches that even their gargoyles are shooting spit balls at one another.
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Funny story Padre, you had me laughing
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Excellent, Padre. Made me laugh 🙂
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