She sat there seemingly innocent and pure
But Grandmother asked just to be sure –
“Sweetie, has your maiden-flower been plucked?”
“Nan, are you asking if I’ve been f*cked?”
Her grandmother seemed shocked by the phrase
“What’s wrong Nan? That’s how we say it these days.
And as far as the act, I didn’t say I had or I wouldn’t.”
Nan piped in “You’re so young you shouldn’t.”
“Don’t you thing that should be up to me?
After all I’m legal, single and free.”
Padre
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