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Henry had Henry

Who had Ed, Mary, and Liz

That’s the way it works

In the royalty bizz

Spanish Mary failed – to give Eight a son

So he divorced her

And sent her to live like a nun

He then married Anne because she was hot

But to do so – he became a Prot

Exit Rome, to monks say goodbye, 

Till Mary made her entrance and Cranmer did die

Along came Liz and the papacy she forbids

She sank some Spanish boats –

But she didn’t have kids

To Scotland for a new monarch

An invitation – they did send

So there our Tudorial must come to an end


Padre

 

Saturday Mix – Opposing Forces:

Our words this week are:

– divorced and married

– exit and entrance

One Hundred Years

Old Man, Old Person, Person
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In 1920 – it was “the bottom line”

But the bubble burst in Twenty-nine

In the 30s – years of economic decline

Then Hitler with Poland crossed a line

Along came the 50s – East and West aligned

While back in Happy Days all seemed fine

Camelot came – and but so did a Bay of Swine

Then a war in Asia – made the headlines

And Tricky Dick – his own office maligned

Soon came smiling Jimmy from South of the Dixon Line

He was followed by Ronnie with his hardline

Then the Arkansas guy and the “that woman line”

Followed by Bush-s – Obsessed with pipelines

And Barack crossed some colour lines

And all the while – with growing waistlines

We spent way to much of our lives surfing online

As by Corona we were left confined


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Wheat Field

Wheat Field, Wheat, Field, Evening Sun, Clouds, Cereals

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Wheat field – stands of golden grain

Bread basket –  our lives to sustain

A staff of life – giving us our fill

And yet Wheat field can be a bitter pill

 

The Wheat field – and the harvesting of grain

But also a harvest of inhuman pain

At Gettysburg  – Sickles – ironic his name

As by his order – a Wheatfield –

Was filled with the slain

 

Wheat field golden – production of bread

Name associated with life, and the dead

 

Padre

 

dVerse – Stream of Consciousness Writing

Half Truths and Prevarication

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The way to control your people

Is to lie and then lie again

Make the lies so huge and colossal

That there’s no doubt that they could be pretend*

 

And then when you think you’ve got them

Half truths and prevarications extend

Be it a Dachau or Oswiecim

On people’s hopes and fears depend**

 

If you want to convince your people

Of your need to go to war

Tell them that mass destruction awaits them

In 45 minutes  – not a moment more

 

Remind the public often

They live in a democracy

Where everyone’s free and equal –

Just maybe – not as much as thee

 

Padre

 

*The Big Lie

**Doublespeak

^”Work Makes You Free” A Doublespeak

 

Going Dutch

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No  –  it’s not Holland –

Not Amsterdam with canals grand

Nor Harlaam with straight cut waterway

Where on these sails do nobly stand

But in Norfolk far away  –

Where it was a Dutchman – thus –

After much effort and strain

That finally got through to us

How our land to drain

 

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Revolution

Revolution, Protest, Insurrection, Marching, Parade

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Americans have Independence Day

For the French it is Bastille

Revolutions and the change they bring

Can turn the world on its head or heel

 

In England,  Revolution – was Glorious

Not so much on the Celtic Fringe

Glencoe, and the Boyne did show

How on life – changes impinge

 

Even in France with all the talk

Of things like “Fraternity”

Heads did roll beneath guillotines

In a terror-filled tyranny

 

And what of Revolution Industrial?

Smokey factories and clearance of lands

Grown men’s employment lost

In favour of cheap children with little hands

 

Revolutions are tricky things

Oft times mere actions of the mobs

The ideals that inspired them

Are forgotten and end in sobs

 

Padre

 

dVerse – Poetics-Revolution

 

Filled With Chicken Pie

 

 

Well it’s time for Jim Adam’s Song Lyric Sunday again, and I know I offer up some pretty obscure historical pieces and folk songs from time to time.  So why should today be any different?

Old Joe Clark is an American folk song.  The lyrics are said to refer to Joseph Clark, a Kentucky mountaineer who was born in 1839 and murdered in 1885 (Wiki).  Wikipedia notes that there are about 90 stanzas in various versions of the song.  The song amassed its large number of verses as it was used as a type of a party song where each member would add a verse to build on what the previous singer had said before.

There have been noted releases of the song by Woody Guthrie and the Kingston Trio, as well as the attached Rosinators’ version.

Old Joe Clark’s a fine old man
Tell you the reason why
He keeps good likker ’round his house
Good old Rock and Rye

Fare ye well, Old Joe Clark
Fare ye well, I say
Fare ye well, Old Joe Clark
I’m a going away

Old Joe Clark, the preacher’s son
Preached all over the pain
The only text he ever knew
Was High, low, Jack and the game

Old Joe Clark had a mule
His name was Morgan Brown
And every tooth in that mule’s head
Was sixteen inches around

Old Joe Clark had a yellow cat
She would neither sing or pray
She stuck her head in the buttermilk jar
And washed her sins away

Old Joe Clark had a house
Fifteen stories high
And every story in that house
Was filled with chicken pie

I went down to Old Joe’s house
He invited me to supper
I stumped my toe on the table leg
And stuck my nose in the butter

Now I wouldn’t marry a widder
Tell you the reason why
She’d have so many children
They’d make those biscuits fly

Sixteen horses in my team
The leaders they are blind
And every time the sun goes down
There’s a pretty girl on my mind

Eighteen miles of mountain road
And fifteen miles of sand
If ever travel this road again
I’ll be a married man

 

Padre

 

Deepest Cut of All

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It was perjury plain and simple, but no one was going to seriously question the crown’s witness.  The entire affair, and that term is chosen advisedly,  was orchestrated by the king.  The queen had grown to be a liability, and there were fresher flowers to be picked at court.  So the queen’s own bodyguard gave testimony, and as the lies and half truths were uttered – his words cut deeper than a knife.  Deeper than a knife indeed, for soon the young queen would have a date with the Headsman.

 

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Metaphor this week is: – His words cut deeper than a knife.

Dispute

English, Civil, War, Reenactment, Prince

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“You Roundhead lout,” said the Cavalier

“How do you dare speak thus – to a Peer?”

“In Adam’s time all were the same,”

Replied the Roundhead, “To your shame.”

“But now you claim to be a lord,

A title only God – is thus deserv-ed.”

“You lowly Brewer, watch your tongue,

Or from the Tower you shall be hung.”

Thus they deputed, the Cavalier and brewer.

 

Padre

 

Written for Weekend Writing Prompt #165 – Cavalier Word count: 64