The Haunted Wordsmith has once again challenged us to fib on a Friday. As honesty is the best policy (or so they tell me), I will limit the lies. I will of course “tell a big one” by Friday Fibbing on what is to me Saturday. That said, I will further “limit the lies” by fibbing on two prompts. Even in my fibbing, I will “limit the lies,” by retaining “Half truths.”
Why did people invent the sandwich? No one knows exactly why the Romans landed where they did in 43 AD. It might have been some major forward thinking in anticipation of saving a few denarii when Worth and Deal were founded in the area, a few centuries later.
This shrewd financial sense, however found a rather limited set of commodities, as the only deal worth having was some nearby Ham. It was some enterprising Saxons who saw this gap in the market and invented Sandwich on the bank of the Stour. Now everyone can get their money’s Worth with a Ham Sandwich Deal.
What was the stone age? As many of my regular readers know, I am an educator. As such, I am very knowledgeable on the topic of the stone age. The stone age was, a period in human social and technological development, when the most advanced tools were made of stone. As a teacher I can see, within my profession, the heights to which we have come. My students enjoy interactive learning in a digital age. The Internet provides “on demand” access to documents, video content, and state of the art audio. It has not always been so. When I began teaching, technology in the educational landscape was more primitive. In fact, when I first qualified as a teacher I was equipped with two rocks in order to present my lessons: a large flat piece of slate, and a cylindrical piece of calcite. Yes, I have been teaching since the stone age, or as I like to call it – the 1980s.
What is the best ice cream topping on a sundae? Personally I think that chocolate fudge is the ideal ice cream condiment on a Sunday, though I do like a bit of butterscotch on a Monday.
So in the interest of limiting lies, please note the additional half truth. I did indeed answer two of the prompts. I just also added a third.
- Why do cable companies offer so many channels no one watches?
- Who invented lemon meringue pies?
Why did people invent the sandwich?
What was the stone age?
- Why do people grow more annoying as we age?
- What is doomsday?
- What do fish do all day?
- Who are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse really?
- How do you make a cake?
What is the best ice cream topping on a sundae?
- What is your ideal style of home?
- What is the strangest hobby?