“So Mr. Walker, let me see if I have this right. You are 58 years old, and have an absolutely perfect driving record. Not only that, but you were a driving instructor in Pennsylvania before you moved here three months ago. But now you are charged with running not just one, but three stop signs. I’m not sure exactly what you expect me to do here. Can you give me a good reason for your actions?”
“Well Judge Caprio, I mean Your Honour, I moved to Providence just for this purpose. I wanted to come before you and be famous.”
Padre
What Pegman Saw – Providence, Rhode Island