Jim Adams has challenged us this week to post about songs featuring clothing.
Many of us have uniforms, but not all of these are official. Our clothing can indicate our roles and professions even when not “required.” I remember being admonished to wear a tie as it would be inappropriate for a teacher to do otherwise. So be it ties, lab coats, our a certain type of cap – we are tagged by our attire.
In 1960, Lonnie Donegan, a British skiffle singer released “My Old Man’s a Dustman.” It is a comedy song about a Dustman (Garbage Collector/Sanitary Engineer) and it mentions his “uniform” in the chorus/refrain:
Oh, my old man’s a dustman He wears a dustman’s hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat He looks a proper narner In his great big hobnail boots He’s got such a job to pull ’em up That he calls them daisy roots
The song reached number one in the British, Irish, Australian, Canadian, and New Zealand singles charts in 1960.
Lyrics:
Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Others earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact he's flippin' skint Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat He looks a proper narner In his great big hobnail boots He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls them daisy roots Some folk give tips at Christmas And some of them forget So when he picks their bins up He spills some on the steps Now one old man got nasty And to the council wrote Next time my old man went 'round there He punched him up the throat Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat I say, I say Les' (yeah?) I 'er, I found a police dog in my dust bin (How do you know he's a police dog?) He had a policeman with him Though my old man's a dustman He's got an 'eart of gold He got married recently Though he's eighty-six years old We said "'ere, 'ang on dad you're getting past your prime" He said "well when you get to my age" "It helps to pass the time" (oi!) My old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat I say, I say, I say (huh?) My dustbin's full of lillies (Well, throw them away then!) I can't, Lilly's wearing them Now, one day while in a hurry He missed a lady's bin He hadn't gone but a few yards When she chased after him "What game do you think you're playing" She cried right from the heart "You missed me, am I too late?" "No, jump up on the cart!" My old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat, I say I say, I say (not you again!) My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools How do you know it's full? 'Cause there's not mushroom inside! He found a tiger's head one day Nailed to a piece of wood The tiger looked quite miserable But I suppose he should Just them from out the window A voice began to wail He said "oi, where's me tiger's head?" "Four foot from 'is tail!" Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wear cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat Next time you see a dustman Looking all pale and sad Don't kick him in the dustbin It might be my ole dad!
Written by: BEVERLEY THORN, LONNIE DONEGAN, PETER BUCHANAN
Lyrics © T.R.O. INC.
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Brilliant. And the memories. He was my first pop-idol… well, I had to do something to counter my sister’s fixation on Cliff Richard, though I was only just starting school. And it was this song, that came much later. *Rock Island Line* and *Putting on the Agony* come to mind. I eventually progressed… to the Yardbirds, and from them (of course) to Led Zeppelin.
I thank you for stirring the memories.
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This is a new one for me. Thanks for sharing!
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Nice song Padre. I have listened to some Lonnie Donegan songs before, but I didn’t realize that he did humorous tunes like this. I really enjoyed this.
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Not sure if I have heard of Lonnie or this song, but I love these types of ballads. Lots of character in the lyrics.
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Oh my gosh you took me back to my childhood! That was prob ably the last time I heard this song 🤣 Thanks for sharing
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Definitely made me laugh out loud – those funny lyrics! I’d never heard this before, so I’m happy you posted it! Good choice! 🙂
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